Brooklyn’s finest. As opposed to their unfinest. That’s you. And you don’t even live in Brooklyn. Do you?

• Pee-Wee is worn out. From all that public masturbation. [Popeater]
• Shawn Merriman is suing Tila Tequila. [The Superficial]
• Victoria Beckham is Carmen San Diego. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Sex and the City 2 has a crazy teaser poster. [Popsugar]
• Hulk Hogan is working it. [Hollywood Rag]
• Jennifer Lopez goes undercover shopping. [ASL]
• Sparrow Madden, ladies and gents. [LitelySalted]
• Brittany Snow is in LA. [UseMyComputer]
• Sarah Parker’s boobs are making a run for it. [Daily Fix]
• ABC is hypocritical. [Celebitchy]
• Emma Rigby is doing the skanky ho pose. [MoeJackson]
• Twisted sister side boob. [CityRag]
• Miranda Kerr is a tease. [Popoholic]
• It’s the queen of the spider woman. [Dlisted]