You mean, Dear God Not Another One Of These.

• Happy Birthday, John Mayer you gigantic douchebag, you. [Popeater]
• Jon Gosselin is a master hacker? Well, he is half asian. [The Superficial]
• Extreme pumpkin carving makes Halloween edgy again. [Asylum]
• Shenae Grimes should rethink those shoulder pads. [Just Jared]
• Kelly Rowland and her well-oiled legs. [MoeJackson]
• Scarlett Johansson’s new Mango ads. [Popoholic]
• Sarah Jessica Parker is releasing a new scent. Probably smells like menthol and old people. [ASL]
• Did GQ digitally enhance January Jones’ rack? [Celebitchy]
• Katie Price peacock. [Hollywood Rag]
• Jessica Simpson was offered a brain sandwich. [Yeeeah]
• Torrie Wilson gets wet. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Why Halloween is awesome. [DRW (Site NSFW)]
• This is terrifying. [WIMB]
• Cyndi Lauper is pained. [Dlisted]