Thank god it’s almost over.

• Susan Boyle sings her dream duet with Elaine Paige. Fact: I know not of either of these people. I have no short term memory. [Popeater]
• Outfit jealousy. Do you have it? [Lainey]
• Mariah Carey’s new music video for “H.A.T.E.U.” is lame. [Bossip]
• Not that you’d care, but Nicky Hilton was robbed. Stolen: her dignity. Ha, just kidding. She never had it. [Wonderwall]
• Jennifer Garner talks baby production. [ASL]
• Breaking news: David Hasselhoff looks sober. [Holy Moly]
• What’s with The Hoff news today? [LitelySalted]
• Ariana Grande needs to start dressing her age. [MoeJackson]
• Lily Allen got her groove on. [Hollywood Rag]
• Kate Bosworth does Italian Vogue. [Yeeeah]
• Andy Keaton is a menace. [CNW]
• I’d get me some of these alcohol pills. [College Candy]
• All this Tiger Woods business has taken attention off of Kate Gosselin. [Celebitchy]
• Zoe Saldana sizzles in Complex. [Popoholic]
• Naomi Campbell to terrorize your tv. [Dlisted]