You won’t believe how loud I squealed when I watched this.

• Kate Gosselin says $75,000 an episode is not enough. How does one even eat off that? [The Superficial]
• Kylie Minogue is in a weird not see through dress. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Rihanna’s new album is angrier, edgier. I wonder why. [Popeater]
• Friendly town hall. [College Humor]
• Jessica Simpson finishes with Brazil and heads home. [Popsugar]
• Obama gets Kanye’d. [Asylum]
• Because one wasn’t enough, Colin Farrell is having another baby. [Dlisted]
• Malin Ackerman gets naughty for Esquire. [Popoholic]
• Susan Boyle releases her first single. [Celebitchy]
• Courtney Cox side boob. [CityRag]
• Marisa Miller is stacked. [MoeJackson]