What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here’s a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Thursday, October 1, 2009:

Michael Moore Offers Free Screenings Of ‘Capitalism’ To Jobless & Homeless – They’ll have to pay for their own popcorn though; because after all it is a capitalist society we live in…

Madonna On Marriage: ‘I’d Rather Get Run Over By A Train’ – Sometimes we’d rather she got run over by a train too…

Jon Gosselin Says ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ Is Detrimental To Kids, Wants Production Halted – Sleeping with every waitress and bartender you meet is fine though…

Artie Lange’s Driver’s License Revoked – Now he’ll need a designated driver to get to his beer league…

Ghostface Killah Concert Marred By Onstage Brawl – Fortunately nobody was killah’d though…

Emma Watson ‘Shaken’ By Harvard Harassment – Harvard’s never had a history of lampooning anything…

Mariah Carey: ‘I Never Thought I’d Live This Long’ – Because historically it’s always the female pop stars who always go first…

TV Is Featuring More Gay Characters – Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Padma Lakshmi Is Pregnant! – Sounds like somebody was getting busy in the kitchen…

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