Kevin Federline skipped out on paying his last six months of rent and left a trail of chicken grease leading to his present whereabouts. The owners want over $100,000 in unpaid rent and damages to their apartment. TMZ released a list of Federline’s damages,

“- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)”

Shocking. A man that can barely take care of himself doesn’t take care of his home. I wouldn’t be surprised if everything broken in that house is from morbidly-obese-eline rolling around like a hog in his pigsty and crushing everything in his wake. And the drawings all over the walls? Well that’s just from that night Britney stayed over.