Miley Cyrus sucked down 3 packs of cigarettes and caught three strains of H1N1 before using her truck driver voice to haunt the masses in an interview with some creepy old guy with twins. When asked what Jay-Z song she is referring to in “Party in the USA”, Miley admits she’s a complete fraud that didn’t write the song and sleeps with men over the 30s with young twin girls. The last part happened off tape though, so just take my word for it. Miley yelled, “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song. I don’t listen to pop music. It’s not even my style of music.”

Add 300 “likes” to those three sentences and I’ve saved you from having to suffer through that video. Unless you want to see a famous 16-year-old dressed in a Pocahontas outfit for Halloween. Pervert.