These shots of Miley Cyrus on the set of Sex and the City 2 make no sense. In fact, they sort of creep me out. It’s like dressing a six-year-old in a leather S&M outfit and stuffing a ball-gag in her mouth. An activity the judge recommends you stop doing, by the way. Miley should be playing with Barbies and making cupcakes in her Easy-Bake Oven, not strutting around like an old whore crying for attention. It’s out of place. Like trying to put a square peg in a round hole or watching a unicorn make out with a bear.