It’s been a while since Scarlett Johansson graced this site with her presence. Not in the form of a photo shoot, I mean. I almost started to think she died. Here she as at some Moet and Chandon Tribute to Cinema event in Tokyo. I’m a little fuzzy on my Japanese customs, but according to what I remember from their game shows and the internet, Scarlett will be forced to chug the entire bottle of champagne and then donate her used panties so they may be sold in a vending machine. I hope this is the case. I don’t want to come off as offensive and ignorant.