
Christopher Meloni has left fans of TV cop drama Law & Order: SVU stunned after announcing he’s quitting the show in 2011. The star has been playing top cop Detective Elliot Stabler since the show started in 1999 and he has decided it’s time to walk away. He’ll film one more season of the drama and quit in May, 2012.

According to Page Six , Lindsay Lohan, in a totally misguided attempt at publicity, is flying to India to film a BBC documentary about impoverished children. Expect little Indian kids to run up to greet Lindsay only to find the big Hollywood movie star cringing in fear and screaming, “Don’t touch me, you brown devils!” An insider, probably her spokesperson, said, “She is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real.” So, if you turn on CNN and see a breaking news report about a deadly, almost std-like outbreak occurring in that region, the Earth opening up to swallow the subcontinent whole or a strange, white, powdery substance blanketing India, you’ll know Lindsay has landed.

Funnyman Katt Williams has blasted cops for quizzing him in a shopping center parking lot last week, branding the incident “a witch hunt.” Initial reports suggested Williams and members of his entourage were involved in an incident with another “crew” outside a Walmart store in Newnan, Georgia, during which a shotgun was pulled. Two people were arrested while Williams was questioned at the scene, and investigators have since revealed the drama occurred after an argument over a woman
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Filed under: Celebrity Feuds , Shanna Moakler , Travis Barker TMZ.com : Finally some clarity about Monday’s epic battle between Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler — cops have released the dramatic report from the incident that centered around a convicted child molester.