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Mariah Carey had her request to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on Christmas lights at the Westfield shopping center in West London denied on the grounds that she’s batshit crazy. The list – known in showbusiness circles as a ‘rider’ – included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights. A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy

I’ve been trying to find a saved copy of the UStream video with no luck so you’re just going to have to imagine a tattooed, fake-chested midget stripping on a webcam, ranting about her case against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, pulling a tampon out of herself and masturbating (according to mixed reports) in the meantime.