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Documents detailing proposals for the advert at the center of Lindsay Lohan’s lawsuit have emerged, with notes describing the character in question as a “gutter hound” and a “skanky cake.” Lohan has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit over a promo for financial firm E-Trade, which depicts a baby girl called Lindsay as a boyfriend stealer and a “milkaholic”.

Not only is Lindsay delusional, but so are all the Lohans. Speaking to Page Six , Dina Lohan said that the E-Trade commercial featuring a boyfriend-stealing milkaholic baby named Lindsay gave the real Lindsay the sads. Hence, why they now want $100 million in pain and suffering .

Lindsay Lohan has blamed her father for exacerbating her drug problems – because she hit “rock bottom” after he began talking to the press about her private life. Michael Lohan first opened up about his famous daughter in 2007, and has subsequently become well known for airing his grievances about their relationship in public. And the Mean Girls star – who entered rehab twice in 2007 – is adamant her dad’s decision to talk about her in the media made her problems worse – and her drug-taking spiraled out of control.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken to the internet to dispel rumors their relationship was marred by abuse, with the DJ threatening “legal action” over the false reports. The couple’s tumultuous on/off romance came to an end last year, but the pair hit headlines again last week after they were rumored to have engaged in a public bust-up at a Hollywood night club.

Lindsay Lohan has dismissed rumors she’s pumped up her pout with cosmetic surgery – posting a picture on the internet to prove her lips are all natural. The Mean Girls star was rumored to have enlisted the help of doctors to improve her smile with injectable fillers, after she was spotted with what looked like a cut on her top lip.

*Sponsored Links* *Sponsored Links* Lindsay Lohan Talk Show? – Lindsay Lohan has realized that this acting thing is not going very well and has decided to focus on television instead.Lindsay is trying to launch a new TV show inspired by The View, but geared more towards a younger audience.A source told Splash News: “They’re about to pilot the idea and have a lot of interest in the show. “Lindsay really thinks it’s a huge opportunity for her to have some success in her career

Lindsay Lohan has dismissed allegations she has been self-harming to cope with spiraling depression, insisting she is in a “wonderful place mentally, physically and spiritually.” The Mean Girls star sparked fears for her health after she was photographed with a red scratch on her inner arm earlier this month. However, she insists the mark is years old – and she’s urging internet bloggers to stop speculating about her personal life because she’s never been happier

VIENNA (AP) — A limelight-loving Austrian says he’s taking Lindsay Lohan to the famous Vienna Opera Ball next month. Richard Lugner, a quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearance on reality TV, invites a different female star to the flashy event each year and keeps local media in suspense for weeks before divulging his pick.