Bringing you the latest news from Hollywood as it gets rough and dirty plus funny pictures of celebrities for laughs

Jessica Simpson must be on a mission to have no guy on Earth interested her. Besides subsisting on a diet of only fried foods, she now admits she doesn’t brush her teeth.

Lindsay Lohan left her hotel in Paris yesterday and that hat didn’t do her any favors. She looks like Pete Doherty minus the sores

Edgy Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen told Parade (ahem) that she doesn’t care what people think of her and that she’ll smoke whenever and wherever and that she’s not a role model, dammit! Warning: Angsty 16-year-old below. She’s doing it her way

Gerard Butler has been linked to pretty much everyone. He’s basically the manslut of Hollywood right now according to the tabloids.

The folks over at WWD were wondering what happened with Lindsay Lohan and that whole artistic adviser at Ungaro thing when they noticed she didn’t show up to their presentation in Paris today so they called up a rep.

Teen sensation Selena Gomez has stepped in for Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman in upcoming movie Monte Carlo, after producers decided to give the script a more youthful spin. The 17-year-old Disney actress has been named the new star of the comedy, based on the book Headhunters by Jules Bass

Supermodel Laetitia Casta got frisky in France last week when she showed up to the Cesar Film Awards in Paris leaving little to the imagination with her sheer, see-through top. Casta has graced the covers of hundreds of magazines, including Victoria’s Secret catalogs, ELLE and Vogue

Britney Spears went in for an emergency hair appointment at the Nine Zero One salon of the weekend. Not sure what constitutes an “emergency hair appointment” but she came out blonde. I think they just sewed a new weave to her head

Paris Hilton and her wonk-eye celebrated her 29th birthday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas on Saturday, but she’s not fooling us with the innocent white attire. Paris, you’re definitely no angel! See more photos after the jump. The reality star’s birthday party was thrown into chaos when her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got into a fight with her pal and ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis