I, for one, don’t think this is dramatic enough.

• Katie Price looks ridiculous at her book signing. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Tom Cruise was a big homophobe in his 20’s. [Lainey]
• Bar Refaeli hits Angel Ball 2009. [Just Jared]
• Hilary Duff clashes in Manhattan. [Hollywood Rag]
• David Letterman’s sex tape might have leaked. [Yeeeah]
• Michael Lohan is good people. [CNW]
• The 28 creepiest taxidermy creations. [CoEd]
• Christian Bale used Tom Cruise as inspiration for American Psycho. This is bash Tom Cruise day. [Celebitchy]
• Sophie Reade’s classy cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Donald Trump will love this. [Dlisted]