I’ve been trying to find a saved copy of the UStream video with no luck so you’re just going to have to imagine a tattooed, fake-chested midget stripping on a webcam, ranting about her case against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, pulling a tampon out of herself and masturbating (according to mixed reports) in the meantime. Barring a few dry heaves, this should be easy to do. Apparently, this breakdown went on for hours in the morning. Some choice quotes from her crazy talk:

“I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army.”

“People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself …I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

She makes a good point. However, Tila’s lawyer calls this a meltdown and blames this on Shawne Merriman who allegedly physically abused her. Her attorney says this “pushed her over the edge.” They’re now looking into how to get her some help or more media coverage. Whichever comes first.

Now with video (”WOW!”). Other video here.